bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 66 - ]
 13.06.2011
I went to my porch yesterday.
Better sit at home. She found me [...]
SAN: What is wrong? Running doesn’t get fat.
Dasha: in the hips went 3 cm, in the waist plus 1, chest -1
SAN: Somehow it’s... I don’t think it’s a cheat. Have you considered a strictly cylindrical shape?
Dasha: Apparently it is ?
SAN: then it will remain to get on the rolls, change the nick to R2D2 and learn to whistle like a modem.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna