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 17.06.2011
Married for five years. My husband is on a trip again. Before going to bed, when the children are sleeping, I send him a MMS photo of a new beer opening. He responds with a satisfied SMS and so all the purchases on the list. Then I photograph my breasts. No response minutes 10 then comes the SMS: "You there daughter a new bleach put and I have to notice or what?" I begin to consider myself concerned.
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