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 07.05.2008
from the forum. Instructions "How to make an energy ball":
The legs should not be in the tapes and on the floor, you describe the shape of the ball with your hands and so you stand until you feel in your hands thinning, warmth and weight.
WOW: I still have to describe the shape of the Cube with my feet. Another place in the form of a pyramid. preferably without witnesses.
HH: No, you don’t have to do it.
WOW: If you don’t do nothing, it won’t work out. It is one way. We make the shape of clay. Deepening in the form of a cylinder 20 cm long and 5 cm in diameter. Add water and put it in the freezer. After a day we take it out and squeeze it in the ass. It opens the third eye. The hats must be dressed.
Zzzz: Listen, but the tapes must be? He said to his companion, he did. He claims that the third eye hasn’t opened yet, but, forgive me, his ass is very frozen and stretched. He forgot to wear his shoes. I ask if I can wear the clothes now without removing this from the poop? They don’t want to freeze and push.
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