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 23.06.2011
I bought my own shampoo. It seems that the eyes are not sprinkled. I decided to try yesterday. Today, it was like in the fog, and it was like I was crying all night.
Yyy: So you were crying all night.
Have you tried to close your eyes when you wash your head?
XXX: No, you did not understand. I wanted to see if he really shut his eyes. I did not wash my head.
What a brave
XXX: You don’t know how I did it yet.
YYY: How is it?
xxx: I told you that the shampoo can be worn instead of the antiphog for swimming glasses? Here I am, my ones. Then he poured shamun into them, put on his glasses, threw his head up and opened his eyes.
Tagged: fucking
YYY: You are
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: in the vacuum cleaner there for example or a pipe
I rarely do anything if I’m not sure of success.
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