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 24.06.2011
A month ago he broke his leg. He writes:

Life is slowly trying to get into a normal course, I try to break my leg, despite severe pain, I try to get out of the house, walk around...
Yesterday went with a sweet to the movie)) And I am now for confidence and support I go with a trunk... Here... Well, we came to the cinema, pop-corn, all that, we entered the hall, sat down, we sit, we watch the movie... A terrible horror)))
When I sat down, I put the trunk in front of me, leaning to the back of the chair in front of me... It was empty, and the girl sitting next to that chair, my trunk couldn’t hinder...
In general, there is a terrible horror, I accidentally hit the trunk and she quietly so sliding on the back of the chair falls on the shoulder of the girl sitting in front)) Lightly so, tick))) But this was enough for the girl to whisper up))))
The movie for us with sweet turned further into a comedy, barely humbled to rub))
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