Marsiano4ka: I come to work all dressed, in a romantic black shirt, in a shirt with all sorts of shorts, also black. In half an hour, a male colleague breaks in my workplace:

He: Are you got?
I: No, what did you get from? O_O
You are walking in black.
I am going.
I mean, he is got. Do you love silver?
I am UGU.
He says: Here is it! What music do you listen to?
I like something heavier.
He is just got! Do you have anecdote?
I: Hey what is it?
You don’t know what anecdote is??? What kind of Goth are you?! to