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 01.07.2011
We are going to rent the apartment, but I am alone afraid to look, so I will wait, maybe, his return, so it is not like in the store...

Buy it yourself, at your choice. They are like sardines.
“Dennis, I don’t eat sandwiches, you’ll eat them, don’t you care?
No matter what!! What’s so hard to buy???How are you going to live with me? You are going to cook!!! to
Okay okay, don’t scream. I’m going to get the beef...
No, I don’t like these...
And what then???O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O? to
I don’t care, take any!! to
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