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 02.07.2011
I just went home after the practice (from the morning I ran to sign the reports, and put the stamps), tormented all. A girl approaches me and asks for a cigarette. I pull a package out of my pocket on the machine (at the same time on the face of zero emotions and in addition I am in dark glasses), her eyes become 5 rubles and she says with such a blatant look, I just asked to smoke...". I confusedly look at the package in my hand, it turns out I pulled out the package of condoms and try to open it)) generally laughed and I gave her a cigarette, but her face had to be seen xD
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