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 05.07.2011
We conducted a telephone survey of our customers, the company puts plastic windows.I explained if everything is okay,how quickly they installed the window etc.I will call the next one.

I: "Good morning!Bla-Bla, are you all happy?"
K: "Yes, everything is well, put fast...One request to you only, for the future..."
I: "Of course, I listen to you?"
Q: I strongly ask to reduce the number of attached maculature, these e-learning advertisements, instructions and other shit, because the instruction to the window, first of all, no one needs it, and secondly, you can accidentally drop it on the floor, slide, drive a little on it along the corridor and slow your teeth to half, of course, with a cup of hot tea!!and "
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