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 14.07.2011
He worked as a security guard in a car salon. After a celebration, there was a roof of red caviar left at home, which was brought by relatives from the Far East. I took the bank to work. I sit in a monkey with surveillance cameras... in one hand a huge cup of coffee, in the other - a huge butter with a centimeter layer of caviar. The director comes in, sees this picture, freezes for 10 seconds, and then gives:
We have a guard to eat.
It hangs on another 10 sec and is quieter and on the side:
Change of work...
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