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 14.07.2011
The April!!! to
An advertisement like that.

The April!!! to
Tire in very good condition not beaten,galvanized body,all native even front glass,Signalization,New rubber,Salon clean,ined. I do not smoke, I am not a mechanic. But I think the state of walking and engine is perfect. It starts at 35. When it’s warmer, too.
There are no glass lifts. The muscles on the arms decorate men.
There is no air conditioning. Your friends can blow on you.
There is no cruise control. There is an alternative – to press the gas itself and monitor the speed.
There is no climate control. But there is a warm sweet furnace and 4 beautifully opening windows.
The mess. 5 kg of potatoes can no longer fit.
Side and rear mirrors with heating.
4 beautiful carpets. You can dry sweaters on them. In the extreme case - to put the legs.El.Luk solarium,
- It would seem to be 86 horses (in the PTS), but this little girl crushes Porsche Caen when he stands. And if serious, surprisingly sharp and maneuverable car with engine 1.8.All questions on the phone!!! to
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