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 15.07.2011
The Dog’s Diary:
Eight o’clock dog food. My favorite food!
9:00 I am in the car. I adore!
9:40 Walk in the park. The most wonderful walk!
At 11 p.m. I was in the ear. I adore people!
11:30 Give a Bone! My favorite food!
14:00 We go to the garden. My favorite place!
14:20 I take my tail. My favorite activity!
5 p.m. for dog food My favorite food!
At 6 p.m. we play the ball. My favorite game!
Watching TV at 20:00. My favorite activity!
22:00 I will sleep on the carpet. My favorite place!
The Cat’s Diary:
956 days of my imprisonment.
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