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 10.05.2008
He is:
Yes is. You take me off the turn. I have been looking for you so long.
He is:
I shed lightning on your blouse.
She is:
I have no lightning, I have buttons.
He is:
by Fuck. Then I break the buttons.
She is:
I stretch your belt.
He is:
To touch you gently.
She is:
You can feel my breath.
He is:
And not only do I feel you fully, even your most forbidden places.
She is:
I put your handcuffs to the bed.
He is:
Wow, I’m already all over excited.
She is:
I pull my bag and get...
She is:
wax strips, I do you hair removal of your legs, you are scratching from pain, and I say, ‘You went to her with your whirlwind! A thick, bald 40-year-old uncle! You can’t write anymore!"I knock on the door and go.
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