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 20.07.2011
After reading the story about night lights (which are not seen by them) I remembered, heard somewhere, the story.
Taras Bulba's production is ongoing, and the day before there was some celebration and the staff of the scene, gently speaking, were in a terrible unsuitable condition. But everything went as if it were on the oil until it reached the central stage where Taras kills his son. He pronounces all-known words "I gave you birth, I will kill you," he lifts a gun, shoots, and the work scene did nothing, that is, the sound of the shot did not occur. The actor again pronounces: “I gave you birth, I will kill you!”", but again there is no shot. Then, he pronounces, “I have a shark!”", catches out this same shark and there is a shot. The actor was not confused and spoke immortal words: "In the traitor of the homeland even a shark shoots!"

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