Chapaeva was elected president in 2012 and Petka was made prime minister.

He fought – Vasily Ivanovich fought with corruption: and freedom is better than non-freedom – he said, and civil society – he created, and ments into ponts – he renamed, and Skolkovo – modernized, and nothing is done with him:(. They steal! Even more than before. Moreover, it is now virtually not necessary to sit on economic articles.
Chapaev was tired, disappointed and went to his friends Angel to complain about the Russian people, and left Petka for himself.
He returns in a month, and can not be delighted - officials are polite, do not take bribery, work quickly and carefully. The haishniks do not collect bubbles on the bushes, but on the crossroads with sticks - the traffic jams are pushed. The generals do not give the hands of the soldiers build, and on the fields run.
Soldiers are attacking. Doctors do the operation for free, and in the sight of puffy envelopes are hidden in the office and locked on the key. And the people, along with the OMON sheep, every Saturday go out for concerted demonstrations – wishing long years of power. The beauty!
Chapaev then summoned to himself Petka, hugged, kissed, a shirt from the presidential shoulder, brought from the Netherlands, gave and awarded the greatest order. Well, now, says the former Petka, how you have achieved in a month what I have not been able to in all the years! Give out, says Pete, your military secret!
- Yes, I have no military secret, Vasily Ivanovich, I am a man.
I know nothing about freedom and non-freedom, debt with credit.
I am confused, but here with the machine gun Maxim – I am managed in perfection! Therefore I
Just ordered in each institution to put two machine guns Maxim.
full of boxes of tape and almost where someone does not want to live honestly -
The next, the next!
The young pet! Continue on. Only one thing I didn’t understand –
Why two bullets?
- Yes, I tried to do one thing, Vasily Ivanovich, but not friendly - all
Time is overheating!