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 25.07.2011
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I have this property - when I enter / exit any door, somebody must meet me. I even think of myself as 3 2 1 0 when I approach the door. Sometimes I forget the keys at home, and the entrance door is on the home phone. I approach the door, I count and someone opens it from the inside. The magic, the hole.
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You are our magician, go down to the bank’s warehouse, know the debris with the doors of xD"

In Moscow, an unknown man stole 50 million rubles from a bank’s warehouse. Why did you advise him?? to
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