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 26.07.2011
by Golgberg:
I will never forget... when Anka and I kissed in the kitchen, only I put her on the counter, you fly into the kitchen, take me out of it, almost hold your hand, take her out of the corridor and ask a mega question! Here is an honest word, it's the most Aztecs, which has been in my life: "Serej, I've been doing him a bit, and he fell asleep, what to do to me?* is
Honestly, I didn’t know how to cry or laugh! In the kitchen Anka in rage with a face of beet color, in the room Vlad snores, and we stand in the hallway, and your confusion.....it was untranslatable)))))

by Kaladrius:
It’s not me who passes by, it’s him who passes by!

by Golgberg:
You said exactly that.)
Although not a fact...
Look at the world :D

by Kaladrius:
I don't remember what I said, to be honest.
But I remember exactly that I was in shock))))))

Golgberg (01:16:31 20/07/2011)
What a shock I was 😉

by Kaladrius:
It’s a lot more "global" 😉
Have you ever seen a sprinkled pet? This is what Vlad looked like when "Departure". It only took me 10 minutes to realize he was sleeping stupidly.

by Kaladrius:
I could generally catch such a complex that all my hints on the subject of the figure are just a child's leaf))))))

by Golgberg:
:D :D :D :D :D
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