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 26.07.2011
xxx: The city council of Kherson has banned dogs living in multi-storey houses from laughing from 22:00 to 8:00, reports UNIAN.
MEPs also demanded silence from other types of pets. Cows are commanded not to catch, pigs not to bite, and goats not to bleed.
For non-compliance with these rules there is administrative liability. The dogs' reaction to the deputies' decision is not yet known.
The dog expressed protest
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The pigs, in turn, did the same thing as the ZKH – they didn’t do the fuck.
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