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 29.07.2011
There was even a moment when I tried to explain to one of my aunts on the phone how to press the F5 key that will magically solve their global problem.

Press the F5 button.
- We do not have such a button here, there is only "Form for printing" and "Search"
Press on the keyboard.
- Oh, I will give you a phone call (delivers the phone to the partner)
We have a problem here (explains the essence)
- I understand, I asked to press F5 on the keyboard
This is where?
The top set of keys, directly above the numbers
- Aaa, file, spell, type, selected...
“No, don’t look at the monitor, look at the keyboard, it’s right under the monitor.
I don’t know what a keyboard is. (Transfer the phone to the first aunt)
- We have a problem here (explains the essence)... and everything is new.
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