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 04.08.2011
Periodically for my female needs I carry from my husband not only a shave (when my blades end), but also aftershave. Despite the purely masculine smell, the action of these lotions is usually soft, delicate. Here and now, throwing out her empty tube, she used to take a man... And then ten minutes ran around the apartment, trying to at least somehow reduce the super-refreshing effect of the lotion, as it turned out, with menthol, giving a "wake up charge of freshness"... Never! Never use menthol lotion for intimate hygiene!
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