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 05.08.2011
Shus: I don’t have anything to do with my girlfriend’s phone. And the phone’s hostess sits with an innocent look next to her and whispers WoW. I am surprised to encounter the contact Mario Bros. As the owner of the number in my head instantly painted a picture of some new fitness center, a store of women's puddles (well what can be in the phone of the girl???). To all my guesses I get the answer: Yes, this is a couple of local sanitary technicians. In the two times that they visited my apartment after the breakdown of the toilet, I never dared to ask them their name, so I had to write it down.

I get married!
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