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 13.08.2011
How to properly lick the female breasts:

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Put the girl on her back. Look at your left chest. Look very carefully. Now take that chest with both hands. Do not rush while just hold. Now begin to melt and mutate her, push out her tongue, don't think about taking away her eyes - it's important. Do you think? The good. Now without breaking both hands from your left chest, turn your eyes to the right. look at her as closely as you looked at the left, now make some sound of the type of "aghi-vaaa..aa" drop your saliva and grab both hands now for the right head. Don’t rush, first just hold on, then start kicking, as diligently and with feeling as you did with the left. When the chest finally turns red, wipe out the saliva and ask, “Are you ponraphiloff?”
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