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 16.08.2011
It was in 1993 when I worked in a business firm.
Planned deliveries of food canules in Letu, the chef rotated on the old, worked links (feed 100 thousand people - it is not you a lamb sneezed)... Arrived in Peter steam ship with sugar from hot countries. In order not to remain "with the nose", a reliable, verified suitcase with a suitcase of money was sent. And in Peter with the foods then it was not important for
To "fix intentions" the race urgently needed oil (slip).
Calls the boss, it is urgent to send a 20-kilogram parallel piped by plane... At the airport (according to the instructions) I found a person on the registration “with a simple, good face, in tight, non-reducing clothes (in the sense, without nails and scissors) and without luggage”, with him.
- case over the shoulder, jeans, jacket. Agreeed without thinking (then about terrorism only in the American militants heard).... "SOS" from Peter - there is no man of this... Then Palych told: "The plane has arrived, to the trap -
Two jeeps and a limousine. I am down, there is no arrival in the hall. I see - the box of our orphan is talking on the carrier, an - you won't take it!
Only after an hour the situation was resolved: this limousine met our man, and he remembered and returned from the city, accompanied by the same jeeps and "shops" in them. I apologized for a long time.” A heart attack didn’t shake me in expectation. Simple good face, modest, clean clothes.
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