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 17.08.2011
The nightmare of Aikido. I have a USB cable thrown from comp to bed, from which I charge my phone and read while I sleep. The rope talks somewhere near the pillow, yesterday fell dead to sleep, the phone did not charge. I dreamed all night that I passionately kissed a girl who bitten my tongue. Then I dreamed I ate ants, which in a strange conjunction of circumstances also bite my tongue)) In short, I woke up in the morning gently squeezing the usb under tension))
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