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 20.08.2011
I have a girlfriend. A creature of extraterrestrial charm, the main motto of life having: "Make beautiful!" She married a poor student, which is not trivial. However, the student's experienced father, who knows where he needs and who he needs, gave him such a career penalty that the student already three years after graduating from the university for his own savings and a funny four hundred thousand loan lender bought a three-bedroom apartment in an elite house.
They divorced in a few years.
The husband endured everything: beauty salons and spas, boutiques and designer shoes, dismissal from work because “that I’m going to be there for a penny!“The unwillingness to have children under 40 (like S.D. Parker in “Sex in the Big City”), cooking without salt in the steamer (“look how beautiful and useful!“ )
He even made a surprise to his thirty-year-old: a loving wife during his jubilee at work through a slave. The forces threw all the furniture out of his office (including a good writing table "with different clamps" in the form of business papers), and the computer exchanged for specials. Shop at
A good laptop for a small fee. When the husband saw two rotan chairs and a tiny magazine table surrounded by tropical greenery... and a laptop...
The papers were found in the laundry. The truckers for three thousand under a constricted whistle brought the name to the garbage. By that time, the table had already been sealed, but the papers from the boxes trembled, and after half an hour of searching most of the slightly blurred and stinking documents were collected. In the computer store, the former sellers carefully did not touch the received computer and for a moderate bonus dropped the lucky man all the information on two flashes, which he stuck in the navel and took so home, holding with both hands.
I broke the miserable by finding in the most humble and dark shrimp of the house instead of swamps, rainbow, steep spinning, a lovingly assembled set of clothes, a marching backpack and a two-liter thermos... white rubber boots from a famous designer, an elegant bamboo hood and a woven basket with a set of dishes for a picnic.
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