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 15.05.2008
A group of auto school students sitting in the corridor of the GIBD department, waiting

The Exam. In the group - a thoughtful personality in glasses, let's call it,

Let us say, Lecha, a terrible pedant and accuratist, and a young girl, let it be.

Olya, a blonde from the category "I give - well, I don't give - I buy". Despite the

This, Olya read the rules in good faith (and not even one).

and once). Here are the answers to the exam tickets.

I have a question about boiling. Something like "What kind of bullshit

Is it allowed in the ice?” There are three types: in

flexible clutch (the most common wire), on a hard clutch (so usually

The trucks are pulled, attaching them to each other with unshakable steel.

pipes) and the partial loading method (this is when the front part

The non-working car is accumulated on the pop pulling, and the rear

wheels on the road.

And here is Olya, not for the sake of profit, but only for the expansion of the horizon for,

He asks:

- Oh, Lechik, and please explain to me in two words, the pullover.

Partial loading method - how is it?

In two words? It clarifies the body.

- Yes, in two words, - asks Olya, in the eyes read "no longer

I will understand.”

Lecha, as has already been said, a man of straightforward precision, and

If he is asked (and repeated) to give an exact description in two words,

This oil needs something. Lisha is immersed in thought, looking for

The correct formulation. Olya again deepens into reading tickets, corridor

for about a minute in silence.

After a moment, Olya remembers his question, or again.

A ticket with a boiler. Of course, she has long forgotten.

He has imposed a cruel restriction on her, and now she is sincere.

Why does this botanic can’t tell her the definition?

“Leshik, so what is “particle loading”?

Lechik raises clear blue eyes on her.

Did you ask in two words? He asks with intonation.

The last word.

- Yes, - the uncertainly replies Olečka, apparently beginning to suspect that

Through this formulation, she has thrown the titan of thought into the splinter of linguistics.

Equilibrium is deep and long.

The thinker deliberately protrudes his beard forward, scratches his fingers.

The chest:

In two words, it is “dogs will be.”
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