In one FFFUUUUUU comic killed the description of the shampoo:
This is the same dohuya-mega-ultra-uber-shampoo-dushgel-conditioner-ventilator-carburetor with turboprop from Ololo Inc. with the taste of peppermint, peach, caramel, apples, tomatoes, with hercules sperm extract from East Asia! And just for a trillion rubles!"