I remembered here.
It was at the beginning of zero. My friends and I found some homeless cat and decided to urgently settle somewhere. Nothing to do, decided to walk through the entrances of nearby houses. The apartments were randomly picked. The following dialogue was held with the owner of one of the apartments:
- Hello, and you do not need a cat unnatural, very affectionate!
“No, guys, sorry, I need a big cat with two legs that is good at cooking borscht. As you find it, call.

I have never met such humorists.