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 30.08.2011
of 1944. Aviation school in Petropavlovsk. From the memories of Uncle Petty:

Or here is another little story. We had a fun and shy senior instructor Varaksin. He had nothing to do by passing by the waitress to shuffle her by the back, and all this he did so that he was not offended, but tried to repay him with some ulcerative joke. And here to this Varaksin was placed once in the cabin of a comparatively young Ukrainian nurse. She wanted to fly and the commander respected her request. (During the flight we had a sanitary car with a nursing nurse at the start.) Varaksin was punished to make one round and land. It seemed like it was all going, they took off, made a circle. Furthermore, Varaksin removed the gas and went to land, but suddenly before landing sharply gave the gas and went to the second round. It repeated once, and two, and three. The airliner, as stated, was
He was nervous and nervous about the start, not knowing what to do, and in the meantime the plane has already gone to the seventh round. And finally, in the seventh round, we see, Varaksin removed the gas, pulled off the belts, pushed out the belt from the cabin and shake the nurse with a shaker with what the light stands on and threatens to strike her if she even touches the control pen with her finger. Eventually, they sat down, the frightened pale nurse, the evil Varaksin, and the equally evil flight manager stumbled towards them.
At first, the conversation went on high tones, and then suddenly everyone broke out with a whistle, and so that shrinking grabbed their stomachs. Everything was explained simply. The aircraft is training with double control, and when landing, the control pen is quite tight between the legs. The nurse decided that
Varaksin is upset and with the words "No, I'm already old" pushes the pen away, and in these cases there is only one way to avoid an accident when landing: give gas and go to the second circle. At the end, she even became very angry, and only the threat of execution with the help of a matyuhalnik helped her understand that it was not a joke.
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