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 05.09.2011
I have a cold, I lie under layers of blankets, but I want to eat! I chose to cook in the kitchen to treat it. And then my sweetheart sneezes in the pot, responding to my angry gaze: “Well, you’ve put so much garlic and pepper there, that if anyone survives, we’ll take a hammer and get it!”
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