bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 63 - ]
 06.09.2011
From the diaries, Alexander writes:

We were robbed. Nothing serious, but all kinds of tools carried out, kitchen utensils, somehow broke the old TV. In short, the moral gap is greater than the material. I went today with my grandmother and grandfather to call the police to the scene of the crime.
The investigators came, photographed something there, and then decided to question us.
The girl asks us three:
And you are who?
My grandmother :
These are my grandchildren.
The husband:
And I am a husband.
The Investigator:
by CHEY.
I am :
and sisters.
The Small:
And I am a brother.
The Investigator:
of whom?
The Grandmother:
and mine.
The Investigator:
And whose husband?
The Small:
Also my own.
The Grandfather:
She is his sister.
The Investigator:
to whom?! to
I am :
of my brother.
The Investigator:
Give me your papers, you three!! to
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna