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 08.09.2011
The son of acquaintances went to the first class in the current fashion Marfino. On the 1st of September, the mayor of Sobyanin visited the children. Children, parents, teachers – all on the positive. Moreover, the school - at the ponts, fully equipped with the latest technology, I do not want to study! Everyone is happy, everyone laughs. 1 of September.
and Ura.

The next day after S. S. goes back to school.
It returns - not to be cloudy and without an enthusiast, but in general with the phrase "I will not go to this distant school anymore"! Parents are interested, what is it about? Some difficulties? to help? Per someone hurt?

Everything is fine, says the boy. In class today.
There are naked chairs and chairs.

In a word, after the departure of the superiors from the classes instantly disappeared engaged somewhere for the time tablets, computers and interactive boards.

Welcome to adult Russia, baby!
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1109/o110907;1.html
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