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 08.09.2011
Today on the radio calls a girl (D), presented as Evelina, a DJ:
DJ: Isn’t Bladeon coincidental?
(D): No, I'm better, I'm a very cute, tall, fifth-size brunette, I'm doing sports... and bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.
DJ: Probably all the male listeners now have their jaw, and I have saliva.
Can I give you a shirt?
DJ: You better give me it.
An uncomfortable pause.
D: I agree
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