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 09.09.2011
We sometimes walked with the dogs... Here’s a walk... There’s a man 7, the dogs are running, and we’re talking... Here’s the owner (year-old 25 guy) of the tricolor cobbler collie and says... I’m chesting the dog yesterday, I’m looking, and there’s a few ticks on my stomach! How to pull??" immediately began to receive a bunch of "necessary" advice... 1 says: "need to be anointed and twisted with a butterfly, the speck will sink and climb out", 2 advises: "Need to tie a thread with a speck around the speck and pull it!", 3 advice is cooler than the past:"Need to hold the needle over the light bulb, warm it... And then the speck in the butterfly to whip! It will come out right away!"... I’ve broken down on Dixon’s grass at this time, I’m looking at the bubble... CLEAN! I ask the owner to show the cloves... showing... the dogs!!! tk. Kobe, that’s the fat black... The owner wondered: “Where does the Kobe have the breasts?”?" (Hey, the type of the chest itself is smooth, without nipples) And I imagined how he murryeth the dog after advice: the nipples are sliced with oil, a thread is imposed on them or a hot needle is ticked... But, most likely, there are those who would necessarily carry out everything...
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