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 10.09.2011
She: Deiyiyim, do you have a screwdriver?
He: Yes, what is needed, cross or flat?
It is: ordinary
Is it cross or flat?
It is: ordinary
Fuck, do you have a screw with a cross or a strip?
She: The Cross
Glory to the eggs! Come take
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