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 11.09.2011
2 the course. The East Fac. Lectures on the history of Russia. A young predecessor notices that one student fell asleep (Alina) with her hand in her beard. The dialogue:
Prep: Is she sleeping?
I: Yes
Preponza continues the lecture in half-voice. I sincerely admire her humanity. Within 20-30 minutes. Alina falls on her forehead in the party.
Prep (an inhumane scream): Good morning, Alina Khasanalievna!!! We have a lecture here...
Alina falls from the chair with one move back, the first two rows of students shifted their backs by half a meter and sat with a rabbit’s pulse until the end of the lecture.
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