On Sunday, I came with a girl after a wedding of friends, in the morning she goes to work, and I lay to piss my face, naturally in a state of hard body and lack of sleep.
In the same state I wake up for the second time, I feel the girl lying next to me without a blanket, I cover, I drop, I cover, I drop, I think it may be hot, I embrace and I hear that something is chewing my nose, I open my eyes - before leaving the girl let her dog, a fifty-pound vacuum, which was conveniently placed with a butt on my face, waving her tail. There has been a lot in life, but to wake up and immediately find yourself in the ass is the first time.

Nats