I live in a hard-to-speak town of Syktyvkar. A friend told me - they were driving 5-7 people on a rollover with a transplant in Moscow. For those who are unaware - usually no one remembers how they get to the rolls due to alcoholic intoxication))).
You are drunk, let’s go!
and??We are not drunk, we are not going.
M: Oh not drunk - then say Siktivkar!
and??A wicked wicked!