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 27.09.2011
I put a turtle on a computer table. After a while, her husband said in surprise, taking her in his hands:
Oh, you are the turtle!
and??? to
I just thought I wanted to throw some rubbish...
An animal in life, amorphous and unregulating to talk, for the first time turned his head to his voice. Such expressive and flattered eyes have never been seen in a turtle.
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