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 29.09.2011
Pers: I once studied at a military academy. He was young. and bold. He came to the academy for the New Year in the Santa Claus hat. I stood smoking with my comrades on the staircase cage (which is strictly forbidden) and then the angry colonel broke in and began to scream at us:
You are all shit, and so on. (After 5 minutes of selective mat) Then he stops his angry glance at me and says disgustingly:
And cleaning up the stairs will be... (pause)
- And cleaning up the stairs will be... eээээ.... (Struggle to remember the name of American Santa Claus)
Eeee...
The Ku Klux Klan will clean up the stairs.
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