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 04.10.2011
My mom doesn’t trust me in fragile things after I took a pack of peelings brought from the store, opened a meat-boiled freezer, swung up the peelings, piercing the free space and, for reliability, struck my fist to close the door.
WOW: And what then?
It turned out that they were not peelings, but raw eggs.
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