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 05.10.2011
Our town is small, but as they say very close to the golden end.
of Moscow. For some it may be a plus, but for us, the Aborigines, it is a whole trouble. Starting with 6-metre fences everywhere and ending with the complete impossibility to issue any documents - these beings performing the state will, we, the poor Aborigines of the Moscow suburb, for some reason categorically refuse to notice. For my problems, it was especially painful to communicate with our BTI, getting a certificate or a calculation became almost impossible due to queues, non-working reception windows, etc. Particularly different in ham behavior was the head of the local BTI. Call her
by Lucia Pavlovna. "Love" we love each other untoldly - as we see each other - so immediately we chew. Oh well okay. My wife and I went to Italy.
And our niece works as a governor in an elderly English family.
Come, he says, to the villa, the boss went with his family to Bristol, I am alone, help at least with the garden. Do you want to give a couple of days to a nephew? We went to Tuscany, in Pisa we looked to take a photo and to the evening in a taxi and on the villa to my niece. Good villa, beautiful, almost like us in the town with Alika, the director of the market. Morning decided to walk around the resort town. We go out - and to meet us on a three-wheeled bicycle loaded with bags familiar harya (bikes in this town is one of the main means of transportation). Lucia Pavlovna - what a joyful meeting, how the head of our BTI earned money and bought the house here for modest labor! Lucia Pavlovna, do you want us to photograph you in the background of your apartments? ha ha! I think the professionals of Giro d’Italia and Tour de France can stand and applaud the shooter that a fifty-year-old woman on a three-wheeled bicycle arranged in the hill. At least the Negroes, who traded a fake fig like Whitton right from the asphalt, friendlyly applauded such a spectacle. Of course, I was later explained how many such BTI chiefs live in this town of Forte-dei-Marmi, how and where the villas of their immediate chiefs, including the governor of the region, as well as the relatives of our honest and unsubordinate leaders, correct oligarchs, etc. stand. And as long as, in the sight of their compatriots, these figures will not arrange the finals of the stages of Giro d'Italia in the hill on three-wheel economic majors - it will be useless to talk about any real fight against corruption.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1110/o111004.html#3
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