“Rebe, I’m going to Odessa, a resort town, I’ve heard that the girls there don’t dress like we do in the town. Tell me, Rabbi, can I look at a woman if she is in a mini jersey or a blouse with a decoult?
I can.
What if she’s on the beach and in a bikini?
I can.
What about Topless?
I can.
Are there things that Jews can’t see?
There is.
What are you, Rabbi?
For example, the electric welding.