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 09.10.2011
XXX: Tell me what you are doing? =) is
Cut the potatoes)
Q: What about in detail?
Wow... Well, I’m like that, topless, I’m taking a potato with my hand... So strong and muscular... "No, I don’t eat!!She cries hysterically, but I am ruthless... She is pressed to the board, she just has no place to go... The blink of the knife blinked. His hand lifted up into the air and with a sharp movement rushed to the board. There was a deaf sound... "only not a finger", - it was rotating in my head - "Only not a finger!".... a drop of cold sweat touched the table... "only not a finger"... everything seemed to have lost its meaning at that moment... The water had boiled, the room had become suffocating... "only not a finger, not a finger"... but in reality.... blood flowed on the knife... starch blood of a fresh potato... Two half were lying on the board... and waiting for their fate...
XH: O_O
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