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 26.10.2011
xxx: new technology stucco, hell power of my mobile phone in 80-90 years would be enough to control satellites, and there is no norm of inactivity.

XXX: It’s already half a minute, I’ll see it soon))

yyy: And my cell phone would replace the main computer of the country in the year 85, which was in 4 sports halls.

xxx: wow, and the ass as rubbed with the newspaper and luckily rub, and no you shells, as in the film with Stallone "Destroyer")))))
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