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 26.10.2011
Not my, I stole from one of the drivers.)

Rostov, this evening, 21-30 My favourite car park is behind Maggie. With full packages from Finn-Flayer and the sportsmaster, I look like a car. There is a parking evacuator around it. Interested, I stop, smoke and look. The man rotates with the belt.
What do you want to do with her?
to pull...
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It is wrong...
I see. The truck stands clearly in the parking cell, like on the ambulance.
No no man. It looks like it’s right... I don’t understand what you want from her.
Per no person has a lighthouse, here on it and came to the store. and no
Is it big for your machine?
He’s sleeping, on the floor, inside, or pretending, you see,
by Zohran. And I’ll get three thousand from him, and then fucking he’ll prove that he’s right.
was standing.(Swing, curving on the ground, rope under the rear axle)
Oh man, you won’t take her away.
And why?
It’s on the towel, I guess.
Well and what? I worked at Gazon, they have a towel on the rear axle.
and no-no
The motor swings, the back is lifted on the pillows. Then the channels break.
Oh man, it won’t go out. A car of 2007, with a towel for both.
The disk...
The man moves to the front, and slipping on the blade, he sets two more ropes under the front axis.
No man, it won’t come out. Is this a plastic buffer? Here I am for you.
For him, I will break the butt much before you turn on the swallow.
What is it, yours?
- My, or whose (taking his keys out of the fire lock)
Call the person who ordered you to evacuate this car.
Director of the Trade Center. Because as a buyer I fucking you
I will be Nipadetska, with the challenge of GAI.
The man goes with dignity. I honestly wait for him for 15 minutes, writing a note on the front glass of the following content:
"The car keys in a blue plastic toilet for drivers under a pad for entering the Leroy Merlin unloading zone. With respect, a constant buyer of Mega.” I wait another five minutes, take off and heat the keys in the promised place and take off. On the way back from the city, I go there out of pure curiosity. With satisfaction, I note: an evacuator at the same place, in the toilet and the light of the lamp. has succeeded.
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