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 27.10.2011
There was no hot water for six months, when I finally gave it, I immediately took a bath. The cat watched the process with interest - before I only used a shower. When she got up to warm up, he jumped out on the edge of the bathroom, went there and there, unappropriately sparkling, smelled the washing machine, went out, and settled next to the door (one live, there is no need to close). I grumbled, then decided to dive...The watched cat immediately in a terrible panic stumbled, stood on his back legs, grabbed in front of the edge, began to scream and try to get me :-) Saviour Malibu, fucking :-) With this you will not go missing!
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