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 26.12.2007
Swo is Prepod.
Kirill is a student.

Swo: Let’s go, today a student gave up her lips alone. A typical blonde, well I think a writer, will have to solve the crazy code in the best case. And as the labs looked so surprised, little that everything was right, and with inserts on the assembler, so that it worked faster.
Kirill: They
Swo: Now I think how to invite her to dinner.
Olya from PM-43
WOW, what do you know about her?
Kirill: I made her these lips for a sandwich with sausage and a glass of juice. Maybe you invite me to dinner, or eat shit as you want :(
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