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 05.11.2011
XXX is fucking.
xxx: I clinged to her at 7 p.m., pulled her precious mushrooms for soup (from an inviolable stock!I ordered her pizza at her own expense, brought a hot movie in HD, which weighs 7 gigs, because of which I had to look for three hours at home for a crazy flash... made her a massage and even agreed to walk her taxi!
xxx: And she’s sitting and blowing because of what I called her favorite Arthur and Miniput’s ‘lochmatic ugly guys’!11 The Wall
XXX: They are disgusting, aren’t they?
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