Polundra: I live in Peter, and my grandfather and grandmother live in Lithuania. In the summer, it was good to teach the grandfather to use the computer in general and Internet resources and Skype in particular. (For reference - 70 years of character history). It calls here in the evening on the city's ordinary human phone, with a fallen voice reports that the computer is dead.
Polundra: Well we are there with the Soviets, call the master sweet grandfather, don't be sad. They called the master, Lithuanian-razlitovsky.
Polundra: but even he is medium, in what is salt. Daddy caught a virus while walking around websites with naked girls!
Then he joyfully justified with a murderous comment. "No, well what you wanted, my grandmother is no longer that, not that..."